Dear you enormous vacuous idiotic moronic brain-dead empty headed trashy pimpin scatterbrain loser nut-case bimbo playa slut freak! .

Its has been one two three four a bunch of day days week weeks month months year years since I last saw your sorry pathetic irritating sad boring flea ridden hairy bald bleached fat skinny bleached lard ridden ass head hair eyes nose butt legs feet arms .

I do hope you have forgotten missed regretted fumbled by tripped by been dumped by been lied to by yourself me you your bimbo your fluff your cow since we last talked emailed wrote over the computer phone fax machine mail counter .

Since then, I have gained weight lost weight gained muscles been promoted found love inherited millions and learned that there is so much more to life then you your mother your father your sister your brother your petty nonsense .

I cannot believe how things have turned out so badly sadly crazy pathetic childish stupidly for you.

Please never don't contact me.

Unless you wish to offer me millions appologies my stuff back don't bother calling writing emailing .

Bye-bye for now, your former lover wife husband door-mat