SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... tyrogers: SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE.........
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>>Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
>>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>>The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
>>Because it's worth it
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
>>Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
>>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
>>A golden retriever
What do attorneys use for birth control?
>>Their personalities
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>>45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>>45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>>Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
>>Because those men already have boyfriends
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>>The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
>>Because they have cotton balls
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>>"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>>Mace will do that to you
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>>Everyone has the same DNA
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>>Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>>A different bar
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
>>A speech impediment
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
> > They're hiring
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Re:SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... Bubba: ROFLMAO
Re:SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... AmyMarie1972: [quote author=Bubba's Bama Hottie link=board=16;threadid=11017;start=0#msg88447 date=1115306369">
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>>45 minutes
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LMAO
You are so right with this one!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Amy
Re:SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... ti-poux: ROFLMLAO!!!!!!!
YOU KILL ME GIRL!!!!!!
**gets up from the floor**
Re:SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... Thinkin: [quote"> Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>>A different bar[/quote">
BBH, that was good. Being Irish I love that one the most. But they were all great.
