You Will Be Missed... Phyxius: Two married women went out for the night on the razzle. On their way home they were both very drunk and were bursting to go to the toilet. They decided to pop into the cemetery to relieve themselves. They meet back at the entrance having done what they needed to do.
The first woman asks "what did you use to wipe yourself with?"
The second woman replies " I used my knickers and threw them away, they were old anyway"
The first woman says "I got very confused in the dark but I found some flowers and used them"
The next day their husbands were having a pint in the pub. The first husband was expressing his concern at the state his wife came home in.
" I lifted up the bedclothes this morning and she wasn't wearing any knickers!" he said with a worried look on his face.
The second husband replied - "Thats nothing! I pulled back the bedclothes this morning and my wife was wearing no knickers and a red ribbon with a card on it!"
"What was on the card?" asked the first husband.
"You will be sadly missed by both of us!"
