The 90's penguin: * 90's girls are anything but dumb. They all know a good thing when they sue it.
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* Health Food Stores are a big deal in the 90's. I have serious doubts though. How come the clerks look like death warmed over ?
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* Speaking of food (I was) the four basic food groups of the 90's seem to be: carry-out, frozen, fast and junk.
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* The "lucky man" of the 90's has a neat car, a satellite dish, an entertainment center, a fast computer & a wife. And they all work !
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* Who sez 90's women can't plan meals. Some of the ones I know make something great for dinner every nite -- reservations.
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* I have a gift suggestion for the "Yuppie who has everything" -- A home security alarm service.
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* Honesty is almost a thing of the past these days. In my day, honesty came from your parents, the Church and an overwhelming fear of being caught.
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* The young men of today tell me 90's girls are dynamite. Hell, that's nothing new -- I found that out way back in the 50's every time I tried dropping one.
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* That's another thing. Don't believe any tall tales your Father or GrandFather tells ya how "wild" 50's girls were. I assure you, most of them could have been test pilots for chastity belts.
