Re: MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!!

Re: MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!! lookin4alite: [quote author=HeartbrokenDingo link=topic=17224.msg147843#msg147843 date=1124167736">
By the way Lite,

When's the last time you slipped into some  spandex "capris"???...

I bet that your wonderful babe would enjoy it!!  :P :P :P

Don't forget your cleats.  :D

And your jock.  ;D ;D

Dingo
8)

"Official "Self-Declared"  President of the Ladies of Ojar Football Fan Club"

New members always welcome!  :D
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Ladies, that is SO NOT A PICTURE U wanna have :)

later hun
lite
MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!! HeartbrokenDingo: Okay Everybody,

I know this post has nothing to do with beaking up with our ex-es...well actually it does in a way, only because, (yeah, I'm reaching here, but I don't give a $hit) my husband used to say that he couldn't believe that he married a woman who actually loved football!!!!

has anybody noticed that...........

FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

my absolute favorite time of the year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I admit it.  I don't always understand it, (That On-sides kick still befuddles me) but I absolutely love it!!!

I'm talking real football, not that sissy a$$ed Canadian football, (No offense to my fellow Canadian Ojarians nor any offense to future Canadian Ojarians...Bubba and his Bama Hottie) and especially not that candy a$$ed ARENA football.....

No. 

I'm talking hard-hitting, helmet-smacking. "yeah, I'm your quarterback and you're my center and yeah, I'm going to be sticking my hands in your crotch, FROM BEHIND, from now until at least December....maybe January or early February if we get lucky, football!"

Yes, I know that all of you handsome, smooth talking devil, fellow MALE Ojarians are saying,

"It's only pre-season".

I don't give a $hit.

It's football.  And I miss it.  In fact, I miss it almost as much as I miss chicken.  (Ask Bubba and his Bama Hottie.  They can explain.  Or see prior posts.)

I miss football for many reasons.  When football is back, it means:

1. The temps will soon start falling.

2. The kids will be back in school.  (Little bastards.  In my store every freakin' day, destroying displays, running amok, parents oblivious to their destruction.....thinking that they're....cute....)

3. The leaves start to change to the most beautiful colors you have ever seen.

4. The air is crisp with the smell of burning hickory, wafting from your fireplace chimney as you pull in your driveway.......

wait.............I forgot........I'm getting divorced........I don't have two fireplaces anymore......I don't even have a damned chimney.......how in the hell am I going to watch football without my beloved husband?????

I'll mangage.  ;)

I can always set fire to the the TV and add hickory chips if I miss that particular memory.  No, I can't do that because if I do, I won't be able to watch....

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

5. Did I mention the pumpkins and mums????????

I love Autumn.

Did I mention that.........

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Thought I'd mention it.

Dingo
:D



 Re: MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!! Suddenly Single: Hey I'm with you girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woo-hoo...football season.....(see my post under I think something wonderful happened today..."Are you ready for some"
 Re: MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!! amola: DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!
 Re: MEN IN TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS!!! ALL IS RIGHT WITH MY WORLD!! lookin4alite: Except the SPANDEX pants crap... WOMEN who love FOOTBALL RULE !!!

Thank you God there is still hope in the world.

Actually God answered my prayers, I have a wonderful babe who loves football and beer and Pina Colada and Margaritas, geez I guess we are some SERIOUS FOOTBALL DRUNKS., cuz "Alcoholics go to Meetins"

take care
lite

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