I will survive.....(remix) Kat0628: I know I posted this before...but I needed the laugh today...plus thought others maybe could too...couldnt find the old post either... ENJOY!
Just sing the melody 'I Will Survive' to the words written! LOL, LOL!!!!!!
....At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
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Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find You out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
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(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
witha handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
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[Verse II">
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your Egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a Cordless Multispeed!
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(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Guys don't hate me...gotta admit it's kinda funny ;D ;D ;D ;D
Re: I will survive.....(remix) justmenow: OMG...thank you SO much. I really needed to laugh today. :D
Re: I will survive.....(remix) hardened_heart1970: omg another good one........ promises are made to be........
Re: I will survive.....(remix) Suddenly Single: OMG too funny!
LMAO!!!
Re: I will survive.....(remix) PnR: Hehe. I'm sitting in the office laughing like an idiot. Thanks.
