Note to the Ex.
If you are going to call you EX wife-you know the one you were a complete dumb-ass to before you left for the bar- at one o'clock in the morning and ask her to drive her tag expired, almost out of gas mini van downtown where all the cops hang out on friday nights, to pick up you and your drunk ass reek of beer and cigarettes friend and drive you both across town to your car, use up the rest of her gas which btw she cannot fill her tank or buy tags for her car because you are not paying your half of the agreed bills, and make her listen to the two of you none stop talk, LOUD, the entire drive, if you are going to do that, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT call at the aforementioned one o'clock in the morning and say OH! were you sleeping? No duh retard what the F else am I usually doing at one o'clock in the morning? Don't do that because it will really seriously irritate her.
Oh and the reason he was such a dumb-ass before he left? because he gave me his half of rent and said "here that is all I owe you" and I, silly me, said that well no he owed me his half of utility money. So he gets all pissed and says "yeah, well I don't have any money". Not that I said this but... WTF ARE YOU SPENDING AT THE BAR? MONOPOLY MONEY? There is some sort of bazaar irony in the whole situation that I am way too tired to think about. Raise your hand if you feel like a doormat, yep that would be me. Dang that man gets under my skin.
Re: Note to the Ex. Shanna: Next Time let his stupid ass walk.
Re: Note to the Ex. manda: I think you should take this vent, re-word it (only slightly because it is SO DARN hilarious) and send it to him! (if he reads...)
I really do.
He might not "get a chuckle" like we did, but it would definitely let him in on his stupidity.
Great vent.
Sorry you have to deal with this dumbsh1t.
Re: Note to the Ex. ddgissi: [quote author=Sully AKA Bugsy link=topic=18500.msg164780#msg164780 date=1126352619">
Next Time let his stupid ass walk.
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Even better, get Caller ID and don't answer it.
Monopoly money for beer! Hah!!!! You are too cool and he's a dipsh*t...
Re: Note to the Ex. AloneandCold: ;D actually I have no idea what number he called from because he hasn't paid his own phone bill either and it got shut off. Besides I was WAY too tired to comprehend it would be him anyway. I was doing good realizing it was the phone ringing. ::)
