Lawyers... ddgissi: A drunk guy at a bar is ranting, "All lawyers are a**holes!"
Other guy at bar says, "Hey, I don't like that!"
First guy: "Are you a lawyer?"
Other guy: "No, I'm an a**hole."
Another one:
A penguin, a nun, and a seeing eye dog walk into a bar, the bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
