Re: Trooper's Nightstick... in_search_of: That is a good one, G enjoys telling it on a regular basis...
Another for the road...
A man is driving down the road, comes up on a stop sign, sees that there is no one around, slows down and rolls right through it. Unfortunately for him, there is a cop around the corner who witnesses the whole thing. He pulls our driving friend over, and asks what his hurry is. The man, says nothing, and that there was no one around, and that he slowed down "What's the difference?" our not so bright driver asks. The cop asks the man to get out of the car, and the man complies, the cop then pulls out his nightstick and starts just walloping the guy. As he is beating him, the cop says, now, would you like me to slow down, or to stop...
Trooper's Nightstick... Phyxius: Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for," the driver asks.
"You're in 'Bama, boy," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, Officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper THEN walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! The trooper smacks HIM on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for," the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asks.
"Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that sh*t with me!'"
