Re: Kids say the darndest things.....
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Re: Kids say the darndest things..... SunnyFlower: LOL!

My son just told me that he's an "Expert Pooper"!!  :P

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Re: Kids say the darndest things..... Shanna: Alec calls my parents Ow (sounds like you hurt him when he is going thru the store screaming for her) and Papa and the other set are Papa Bob and Grimp.

He named them all last year all by himself. 


Re: Kids say the darndest things..... dreamerpoet: Okay.  Just last night my 5 1/2 year old points to his privates and says mom why didn't you tell me babies were in here?

I about died on the spot and I said who told you that honey and he proceeds to ask me why they went there first.

And I didn't know what the hell to tell the boy but he was sooooo serious about the whole conversation.

I said well it is something like that honey but not quite (all the while praying that he wasn't gonna ask for an explanation) and he dropped it








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Re: Kids say the darndest things..... Shanna: My Dad was talking to my mom one day and Alec (3) kept talking at the same time at the back of my Dad's head.  Dad just ignored him until he was done.  Then Dad started talking at the back of Alec's head later and Alec turned around and told him," Papa, You are not funny!".

I think it was cuter in person.

Re: Kids say the darndest things..... alonewith2: My son had just turned 4 when I found out I was pregnant with my daughter.  He found the pregnancy test in the bathroom trash basket and asked what it was.  I told him it was a little test that I took which told me I was going to have a baby......

.....well, a few weeks passed, and I started getting all these calls from friends and family wondering why I hadn't told them that I was having twins.  I was only about 12 weeks pregnant then, and I told them that I hadn't been for my ultrasound yet so I have no idea what they were talking about.  They all said to ask my son.

So I asked him why he was telling everyone that I was having twins.  He said that he found two tests in the bathroom trash basket so it must mean that I'm having two babies!  (I forgot that my STBX had made me take another test the next night after my son found the first one!)

I had to call everyone and tell them that story so that they wouldn't think I was having twins!!!

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