Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul Phyxius: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "  - Frank Sinatra



"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway



"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." - Stephen Wright



"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry



BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!



Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Re: Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul in_search_of: [quote"> Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.[/quote">

Funny, this is on one the marquee's at one of the liquor stores in topeka. They put up some random trivia...and that happens to be up there this week...

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