For the guys..."Words Women Use" t15: I just had this sent to me this morning and have been laughing ms a** off since...it's so true. Thought I would share...hope you enjoy.
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
Re: For the guys..."Words Women Use" BigRunner493: that's awesome.....
how about these words or phrases:
DOESN'T MATTER-yes it does, you just need to be able to read her mind to figure out what does.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO-don't come up with an answer (there isn't one).
WHAT DO YOU THINK-come up with a bunch of good ideas, they won't matter, she's already decided for you
Re: For the guys..."Words Women Use" t15: I DON'T CARE...
That's the phrase that comes right before she says "WHAT DO YOU THINK" and "IT DOESN"T MATTER" but, like you said, she really DOES care, and it DOES matter, but you need to figure it out, usually with an extended series of suggestions or questions.
example:
Man: "What do you want to eat tonight"
Woman: "I DON"T CARE"..."WHAT DO YOU THINK"
Man: "How about pizza?"
Woman: "No, I don't feel like pizza"
Man: "How about chinese?"
Woman: "No, I don't want chinese"
Man: "How about ..."
Woman: "No, I don't want ..." AND THE QUESTIONS CONTINUE UNTIL SHE SAYS
"IT DOESN"T MATTER...why don't we get pizza"
Re: For the guys..."Words Women Use" BigRunner493: do you know my ex?? ;D
sooo true!! i'm sure the ojar woman will soon be on us and start a "words men use" thread, so i guess we'll have fun while we're at it.
man: do you mind if i play golf with my friends this saturday
woman: no, go ahead.
man: are you sure?
woman: yeah, go have fun
-miday through round...cell phone call-
man: hello
woman: when are yall going to be finished
man: in a couple hours
woman: ok..............just wanted to know what time to cook dinner
-man gets home-
woman: next time i'm doing something and you're staying home........i got nothing done today!!
man: ???? (slowly contemplates platic bag over his head!)
Re: For the guys..."Words Women Use" thehitekrednek: Laughing my @ss off!!!
So fricking true!!
thr
