Forgetful husbands jadedangel: [color=navy">
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him----"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
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Re: Forgetful husbands frustratedgirl: lmao! that one was great!!! ;D
