The nudist colony... Irony: A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his
first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander
around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by, and the man
immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for
me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's
a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you
called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of
the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls
him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within
minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a
bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where
he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I
help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can
have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our
facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 62 years old. I
only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day!
I'm outta here!"
