Alaska Retirement Cowboy12: Alaska Retirement
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally
sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a
week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone
knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man standing
there.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.
Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to
come. About 5:00."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to
meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business,
I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really
not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone
for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,
what should I wear?"
Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us.
