sex in the dark kipeachi:
>> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>>
>> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting
>>off the light.
>>
>> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>>
>> She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>>
>> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming,
>>romantic session, she turned on the lights.
>>
>> She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
>>battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
>>
>> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>>
>> She went completely ballistic.
>>
>> "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be
>> lying
>>to me all of these years?
>>
>> You better explain yourself!"
>>
>> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>>
>> "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
>>
>>
