For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date
First Date
He asked me out on our first date
The excitement was intense
As we faced each other in the car
He seemed a little tense.
I think I made him nervous
He had a silly grin
His leg was shaking just a bit
I got beneath his skin.
I couldn't see why he would be
So anxious with me there
I sidled up against him
And fondled with his hair.
His breathing it was shallow
Some sweat dripped from his brow
My hand ran up his leg a little
I think I heard him growl.
It was so good to see him
I thought he would be too
But his pulse it was a racin'
I think he's got the flu!
I put my arms around him
And pressed myself up close
Just to give him comfort
But he's almost comatose!
His breathing's coming heavy
I'd better call the doc
When I massaged both his shoulders
His heart it nearly stopped.
I kissed him on the cheek
And told him he'd be fine
I pressed his head against my breast
His knees did double time.
It didn't matter what I did
To try to make him better
I stroked, I kissed, I fondled
He just got hotter and hotter.
Well as I tended for him
And tried to quell his fire
The doc said not to worry
It's a thing that's called desire.
Old boys having a heart attack on the first date...Not good ya know
LOL
JNA
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date phairestofthemall: Hmmm... Am I mistaken in thinkin you switched around some pronouns here? 'Hotter' doesn't rhyme with 'better' after all, but 'wetter' does ;)
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date turboss: J you are so funny. I love this poem. I don't know if it calmed me down or made me more nervous. LOL. Just kididing. ;)
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date JNA: [quote author=phairestofthemall link=topic=25025.msg236693#msg236693 date=1138960258">
Hmmm... Am I mistaken in thinkin you switched around some pronouns here? 'Hotter' doesn't rhyme with 'better' after all, but 'wetter' does ;)
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Well I didn't write it but I will fix it for the poet that did...
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date JNA: My version...
First Date
He asked me out on our first date
The excitement was intense
As we faced each other in the car
He seemed a little tense.
I think I made him nervous
He had a silly grin
His leg was shaking just a bit
I got beneath his skin.
I couldn't see why he would be
So anxious with me there
I sidled up against him
And fondled with his hair.
His breathing it was shallow
Some sweat dripped from his brow
My hand ran up his leg a little
I think I heard him growl.
It was so good to see him
I thought he would be too
But his pulse it was a racin'
I think he's got the flu!
I put my arms around him
And pressed myself up close
Just to give him comfort
But he's almost comatose!
His breathing's coming heavy
I'd better call the doc
When I massaged both his shoulders
His heart it nearly stopped.
I kissed him on the cheek
And told him he'd be fine
I pressed his head against my breast
His knees did double time.
It didn't matter what I did
To try to make him better
I stroked, I kissed, I fondled
He just got Sweatier and Sweatier.
Well as I tended for him
And tried to quell his fire
The doc said not to worry
It's a thing that's called desire.
Damn I'm "good"...Just kidding
Now was that vain or what...
JNA
Now I wanna know why she is getting the fame when I improved it...LOL
