For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date JNA: And no I didn't write this one unfortunately...
First Date
He asked me out on our first date
The excitement was intense
As we faced each other in the car
He seemed a little tense.
I think I made him nervous
He had a silly grin
His leg was shaking just a bit
I got beneath his skin.
I couldn't see why he would be
So anxious with me there
I sidled up against him
And fondled with his hair.
His breathing it was shallow
Some sweat dripped from his brow
My hand ran up his leg a little
I think I heard him growl.
It was so good to see him
I thought he would be too
But his pulse it was a racin'
I think he's got the flu!
I put my arms around him
And pressed myself up close
Just to give him comfort
But he's almost comatose!
His breathing's coming heavy
I'd better call the doc
When I massaged both his shoulders
His heart it nearly stopped.
I kissed him on the cheek
And told him he'd be fine
I pressed his head against my breast
His knees did double time.
It didn't matter what I did
To try to make him better
I stroked, I kissed, I fondled
He just got hotter and hotter.
Well as I tended for him
And tried to quell his fire
The doc said not to worry
It's a thing that's called desire.
Old boys having a heart attack on the first date...Not good ya know
LOL
JNA
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date phairestofthemall: Hmmm... Am I mistaken in thinkin you switched around some pronouns here? 'Hotter' doesn't rhyme with 'better' after all, but 'wetter' does ;)
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date turboss: J you are so funny. I love this poem. I don't know if it calmed me down or made me more nervous. LOL. Just kididing. ;)
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date JNA: [quote author=phairestofthemall link=topic=25025.msg236693#msg236693 date=1138960258">
Hmmm... Am I mistaken in thinkin you switched around some pronouns here? 'Hotter' doesn't rhyme with 'better' after all, but 'wetter' does ;)
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Well I didn't write it but I will fix it for the poet that did...
Re: For Turboss And Anyone Else Going On there First Date JNA: My version...
First Date
He asked me out on our first date
The excitement was intense
As we faced each other in the car
He seemed a little tense.
I think I made him nervous
He had a silly grin
His leg was shaking just a bit
I got beneath his skin.
I couldn't see why he would be
So anxious with me there
I sidled up against him
And fondled with his hair.
His breathing it was shallow
Some sweat dripped from his brow
My hand ran up his leg a little
I think I heard him growl.
It was so good to see him
I thought he would be too
But his pulse it was a racin'
I think he's got the flu!
I put my arms around him
And pressed myself up close
Just to give him comfort
But he's almost comatose!
His breathing's coming heavy
I'd better call the doc
When I massaged both his shoulders
His heart it nearly stopped.
I kissed him on the cheek
And told him he'd be fine
I pressed his head against my breast
His knees did double time.
It didn't matter what I did
To try to make him better
I stroked, I kissed, I fondled
He just got Sweatier and Sweatier.
Well as I tended for him
And tried to quell his fire
The doc said not to worry
It's a thing that's called desire.
Damn I'm "good"...Just kidding
Now was that vain or what...
JNA
Now I wanna know why she is getting the fame when I improved it...LOL
