Barracks jadedangel: [color=navy"> A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down,
and his fly wide open.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on
his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the
cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally
got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he
reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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Re: Barracks JNA: LMAO...
Try this one
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper.
"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.
"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
Yee-Haw...LOL
JNA
Re: Barracks phairestofthemall: LOL good uns. And first joke reminds me of something similar and embarrassing- I walked around a grocery store for the longest time with a piece of bread stuck in my cleavage, oh how they laughed but nobody said a damn thing lol
