Living with the parents again!!!!
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Living with the parents again!!!! incoherentlonghorn: I was wondering if anyone else living with the parents :-\ again had any funny stories, as one just developed for me! :P

I sent out resumes yesterday to begin the job hunt and was on the phone with a headhunter offering me two interviews when my father walks in my room and tells me to use the home phone instead of the cell to save minutes....I made a face and whispered...this is a phone interview!!!!! I thought initially...he's not used to me interviewing yet, that will improve, right.

then he comes back and tap, tap, tap, tap, taps, taps, taps, taps...on the door incessantly.....

then he starts growling...I KID YOU NOT. Still got the interviews, but COME ON!!!!!!!

He wants me to take another job that is out of my control thanks to my evil s2bx, so great, does he want me living with him forever!?!?!?!
Re:Living with the parents again!!!! Spectrum: Oh boy.....

That is right up there with my mother's recent decision to label my dog "evil incarnate."

I can understand her angst about the fact that her cat lives in her basement, because my dog likes to "play" with her and chases her all over the house if she ventures up.

But really.... It is NOT my dog's fault that her stupid dalmation cross tried to kill himself by swallowing 2 lbs. of dacron batting and stopped up his ENTIRE digestive tract (and I mean ENTIRE- they had to open him up in four places to get all of it out). She claims that "he was eating his toys to keep them away from Dante." Yeah, RIGHT. This is a dog who will eat any fiber item left in any garbage in the house... I think all he needed was TIME and OPPORTUNITY.

Now he's come up with a bruise on his back, and had a sore shoulder for all of about a day. MUST BE DANTE'S FAULT. Ugh. If her stupid dog wasn't (like a complete idiot) trying to constantly attack a dog that has 40 lbs on him (and who, quite frankly, is avoiding fighting with him at every turn) he wouldn't have these stupid problems. The dog has ISSUES, man, ISSUES!!!

Let's see.... who is the better dog? The one that earned his Canine Good Citizen at the tender age of 10 months, or the dog that took FOUR YEARS to potty train? I'll give you a hint which one is which: my dog is only three years old.

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Re:Living with the parents again!!!! Sharp: Trust me, I understand sooo well. My mom keeps contradicting herself. One minute she wants me here forever, the next minute she suddenly becomes supportive that I should look into Section 8 and get a place of myy own! A new Meijer opened by our house, and I thought wow! I could get a graveyard shift to work while my daughter's sleeping so they wouldn't really have to worry about watching her, and starting to get some money coming in! So I mention this idea to my mom and she's all behind it initially, and then she starts telling me that I'm not interviewing for a job until the entire house is clean (I mean our house is beyond needing a major overhaul) Maybe I should get us onto Montel or something? I just don't get it with her! Make up your mind!!!! ;D

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