Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 12/10 jen: Angel....you must have missed the post when I said I was a Taurus, but that's ok...
I find that I get along great with Aquarius's, stbx included, and the book said we should have been great at marriage, but not so good at love, so who knows?
But, I think I get along w/ most signs...I have people in my life of just every sign except Virgo, but that's another earth sign, so I'm sure that would we would get along, too...
Since I said I like the chart stuff, I'll take it a bit further, as a Taurus w/ Scorpio rising and a scorpio moon, well, that's just confusing, isn't it? Conflict between the steady, dependable nature of Taurus and the more mercurial nature of Scorpio....ahhh, the inner battle within! (If you're interested, there is a website that will do your chart for free...and tell you what it all means, too!)
I agree, it's fun and there are some grains of truth in it...and when it's off, it's fun to laugh at.
mtmo
Your Daily Horriblescopes. 12/10 RecoveringinDE: YOUR DAILY HORRIBELSCOPE –
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good time to be happy-go-lucky! You'll find that works out a lot better than the sad-go-accident-prone you've been trying.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Excellent day to come up with new theories to explain the universe around you. Remember: the simplest explanation is usually the best. For example, most physicists today subscribe to the "Big Band" theory of the creation of the universe. I have an alternate theory that I prefer, which I call "Tuba Ensemble."
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Fortune will smile upon you today! That's what it does when it's just thought up a real corker.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You just need to start believing in yourself. Try getting other people to clap their hands, if they believe in you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Don't you owe someone a thank-you note? If not, send one anyway -- that's always fun.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to bring home a bag or two of live bugs.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Remember: Unexpressed feelings don't die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don't hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won't have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will be either snug as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. Hard to say for sure.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Leek soup day, today. Despite your recent tendency towards shoplifting vegetables, I highly recommend you buy a leek, not take one.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Excellent day to go half-barefoot. (One shoe only.) Answer no questions about it, though. Just say "I prefer not to talk about it."
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Good day to get into the groove. Be groovy. Try saying that out loud. Go on... groovy groovy groovy! Oh yeah! Tomorrow: being hep-cat-daddy-o.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 12/10 OldSchool: Well a broken watch can be right once in a while.. not a big fan of horoscopes but this one is right on. Being an Aries, I've been feeling sorry for myself and was having a hard time dealing with life earlier in the week. I decided I'd had enough and changed my approach this week and it has worked out for the better. Thanks for posting this one, recoveringde!
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 12/10 RecoveringinDE: lol. These are more of joke horriscopes that someone at my work sends out everyday. I love reading them because some are quite funny =)
I'm a scorpio and I found mine hysterical that day =)
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 12/10 favoriteangel2003: Ride,
My was dead on too! Being an aries my said " Good time to be happy go lucky it works better than sad-go-accident-prone." I went out that night with some girlfriends and sang Kareoke for the first time...never said I was good(but amazingly others did to my surprise!:o) but I had a great time just letting loose for once and having fun. Forgot how much I loved just having fun! I need to do that more often...having fun that is. ;)
OS....Aries too? Cool!
Ride....Scorpio? We aries have to watch out for you.... ;) Be honest now....would you ever stack furniture in your bathtub and if so...Why? ;)
