I need a leavee... lemondrop: I've decided that the only hope for me to ever find happiness with a man is to find one that's been dumped and devastated. I just can't relate to leavers. I can't seem to connect with them.
And I can't connect with the perpetually single men I seem to keep stumbling into. I know they're single for a reason and that reason will surface sooner or later.
So the pool of available men just got that much smaller now that I've decided to limit my romantic interests only to guys who have a great sense of humor (boardering on caustic sarcasm) and who have been dumped and crushed by some thoughless chick who didn't know just how good she had it when she did the dumping.
I think I might be single for a really long time though... maybe it's time to drop my standards and just start looking for someone with a pulse... ha ha... sad but probably true... sigh...
Re:I need a leavee... Bubba: Hi, my name is Bubba, I am 32 - short, extremely obese, balding, and am very sweaty. I like fried chiken and watching cooking shows about fried chicken. My stbx wife cheated on my at 11 years, and left me so crushed that I dropped 200 pounds. I currently still have a pulse.
Sincerely,
Bubba The Love Sponge
Re:I need a leavee... lemondrop: Hi Bubba,
I find the smell of fried chicken intoxicating. That coupled with the fact that you have a pulse makes you down right irresistable. And just when I thought I'd never find it again, here I am - I'm in love. : )
Lemondrop
Re:I need a leavee... lemondrop: At the risk of being utterly offensive, I just thought I should clarify my last statement. I am indeed in love... with fried chicken that is.
But thanks for the big smiles today Bubba. : )
Re:I need a leavee... Bubba: Darn! And here I was getting myself all cleaned up for you. Oh well - I guess I will just send you some of my fried chicken instead. Perhaps the way to a womans heart is through her stomach? I would also like to add I have a rather large supply of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Tempted? Dial 1-800-luvspong
hehehe ;D
