lawyer joke amola: ok, like i mentioned in my reply to the horriblescopes, here is a cute lawyer joke.....
let's just hope that i can remember all of it!
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there's a truck driver who spends most of his time on the road. anytime he sees a lawyer walking along the side of the road, he swerves his big rig over and hits the lawyer. *thud*
one night, as he's driving along, he sees a priest. being a generally good guy (other than the lawyer thing) he stops to pick up the priest. as they're driving along the interstate, the trucker spots a lawyer walking along the shoulder of the road. instinctively, he starts to swerve over to hit him, but then remembers that he has a priest with him, and he can't do such a thing with the priest sitting right there! so he swerves back onto the road but he hears this horrible *thud*.
aghast, he looks over at the priest and says "oh my goodness, father, i'm so sorry but i think that i just hit that lawyer! i tried to miss him but i must have hit him accidentally! i'm so sorry!"
the priest looks over at him, smiling, and says "don't worry, i got him with the door!"
