Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/21 RecoveringinDE: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You may be drinking a little bit too much coffee lately. That could explain why everyone else is moving so slowly, or why they say "What was THAT!?" in a verrrrry slow, deep voice, every time you walk by.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Beware of celery.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You need to work harder on your friendships. Why, you sometimes don't even like yourself that much, do you? Be nice to yourself this week - buy yourself some flowers or a nice gift. And stop suspecting yourself of having an ulterior motive!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will discover a large black obelisk out on the lawn today, which obviously weighs several tons. You will be amazed at the effort some people put into a practical joke.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
A friend will ask your advice on a technical matter. If you answer, you'll be blamed. Pretend you don't know anything about it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Beware of lightning, today! Either stay indoors, or leave your aluminum foil hat behind. (I know, I know. It's hard. But I've learned to live without mine, most of the time.)
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Excellent day to make strange mouth noises, particularly in a crowded elevator.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today you should sit down (someplace comfy), and ask yourself if you even care. You shouldn't. It's not your fault, you've been trying as hard as you can, so you shouldn't care. Not if they're going to act like that.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Bad news: people think you're becoming paranoid. Isn't that just typical, though? I mean, they don't even HAVE invisible malevolent air-squids spying on THEM, do they?
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today will be a celebration of life, love, and art. Also, the start of a nagging fear that you'll find out something terribly unpleasant while doing your taxes.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today the universe will stop expanding, and start contracting. You will be the only one who notices. Also, you will develop a strange desire to wear golf shoes.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today you will have a sudden and brilliant idea for how to eliminate the U.S. federal deficit. "Let's all just pretend there isn't one!", you'll say.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/21 amola: [quote author=RiDE link=board=21;threadid=7097;start=0#msg56840 date=1106309041">
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today will be a celebration of life, love, and art. Also, the start of a nagging fear that you'll find out something terribly unpleasant while doing your taxes. [/quote">
ok, this started out really good.......i like the celebration of life, love, and art part! but the tax thing......ugh.......since i have to deal with the ex on those, i don't even want to start thinking about them! lol
:)
amola
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/21 Shanna: Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today the universe will stop expanding, and start contracting. You will be the only one who notices. Also, you will develop a strange desire to wear golf shoes.
I have been looking for those damned golf shoes all day....
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/21 OldSchool: [quote"> You may be drinking a little bit too much coffee lately. That could explain why everyone else is moving so slowly, or why they say "What was THAT!?" in a verrrrry slow, deep voice, every time you walk by.[/quote">
Replace the "coffee" with "booze" and it would make more sense to me.
OS
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/21 RecoveringinDE: OS! You better stop that mister! Or I will have to lay the smack down on you. >:(
