Oh Lemondrop... Oh Lemondrop??? OldSchool: Why Beer Is Better Than Women
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer will never nag you.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with friends.
You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
Re:Oh Lemondrop... Oh Lemondrop??? lemondrop: LMAO!!! : )
These are particularly great (and insightful too!):
"A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer." ;D
"A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer." ;D ;D ;D
and
"You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer." ;D :o ;D :o ;D
Too funny! Thank you for these!!! ;D
Re:Oh Lemondrop... Oh Lemondrop??? OldSchool: My favorite one is: "A beer is always wet". Kind of a lazyman's joke. ;D
Re:Oh Lemondrop... Oh Lemondrop??? lemondrop: Dare I say it? Here goes nothing...
So is a woman when she's with the right man!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just my 2 cents!
Re:Oh Lemondrop... Oh Lemondrop??? amola: *high fives to lemondrop*
'nuff said.
