How To Write A Letter To My Ex Wife Or Ex Husband – Free Letter Generator

Sending it will only cause you to have further contact which is not suggested. In fact I wrote a book all about the topic.

So here it is, the ex-letter generator. Just fill in the fields…

Dear you enormousvacuousidioticmoronicbrain-deadempty headedtrashypimpinscatterbrain losernut-casebimboplayaslutfreak! .Its has been onetwothreefoura bunch of daydaysweekweeksmonthmonthsyearyears  since I last saw your sorrypatheticirritatingsadboringflea riddenhairybaldbleachedfatskinnybleachedlard ridden  assheadhaireyesnosebuttlegsfeetarms .I do hope you haveforgottenmissedregrettedfumbled bytripped bybeen dumped bybeen lied to by yourselfmeyouyour bimboyour fluffyour cow  since we last talkedemailedwrote  over the computerphonefax machinemailcounter .

Since then, I have gained weightlost weightgained musclesbeen promotedfound loveinherited millions  and learned that there is so much more to life thenyouyour motheryour fatheryour sisteryour brotheryour petty nonsense .

I cannot believe how things have turned out so badlysadlycrazypatheticchildishstupidly  for you. Please neverdon’t  contact me. Unless you wish to offer me millionsapologiesmy stuff back  don’t bother callingwritingemailing .

Bye-bye for now, your former loverwifehusbanddoor-mat