How To Write A Letter To My Ex Wife Or Ex Husband – Free Letter Generator

Sending it will only cause you to have further contact which is not suggested. In fact I wrote a book all about the topic.

So here it is, the ex-letter generator. Just fill in the fields…

Dear you  enormous vacuous idiotic moronic brain-dead empty headed trashy pimpin scatterbrain loser nut-case bimbo playa slut freak! .Its has been  one two three four a bunch of day days week weeks month months year years  since I last saw your  sorry pathetic irritating sad boring flea ridden hairy bald bleached fat skinny bleached lard ridden   ass head hair eyes nose butt legs feet arms .I do hope you have forgotten missed regretted fumbled by tripped by been dumped by been lied to by yourself me you your bimbo your fluff your cow  since we last  talked emailed wrote  over the  computer phone fax machine mail counter .

Since then, I have  gained weight lost weight gained muscles been promoted found love inherited millions  and learned that there is so much more to life then you your mother your father your sister your brother your petty nonsense .

I cannot believe how things have turned out so  badly sadly crazy pathetic childish stupidly  for you. Please  never don’t  contact me. Unless you wish to offer me  millions apologies my stuff back  don’t bother  calling writing emailing .

Bye-bye for now, your former  lover wife husband door-mat